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Dinosaur Demotivational Poster


MYSTERY SOLVED -




I AM SORRY... - But you have to die now So that 60 million years from now People will doubt me... Shhhhhhh.


TAGS: jesus and the dinosaurs sounds like an 80s band
Rating: 4.19/5

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Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 3:43 pm
Just if the Bible described an event that would bury billions of dead thing in rock layers that were laid down by water all over the earth.
Budog - April 26, 2012, 8:53 am
And the Pastafarian's said, "Ramen"... 5L
matt28 - September 1, 2010, 10:25 pm
Creationist idiocy aside... funny poster. I give it five feathered dinosaurs.
matt28 - September 1, 2010, 10:23 pm
"Making a whole skeleton from a fragment" is what is done when not enough remains are present to fully describe a species. They compare it to remains of a related and well-known form. It isn't unusual for descriptions to be updated as more info is avaible
agdaniele - September 1, 2010, 10:22 pm
matt knows things.
matt28 - September 1, 2010, 10:20 pm
Egal, most of the better known dinos are known from largely or entirely complete remains.. sometimes dozens or hundreds. Also fossilization is a very exact process. Not everything that dies and get burried becomes a fossil.
matt28 - September 1, 2010, 10:18 pm
Egal, carbon dating is effective WITHIN A CERTAIN DATE RANGE: ~100,000 years. I'm not allowed nearly enough room in this reply to explain why but trying googling it. NO scientist has EVER used carbon dating on dinos. Colleagues would laugh them to death.
Mongo - July 5, 2010, 2:56 pm
Very clever...the dino looks like my new minnie wiener dog.
freddyfoxtrot - July 5, 2010, 2:07 pm
brilliant, 5 thumbs up
egal069 - May 24, 2010, 9:32 pm
Honestly folks, if there were thousands of one species, shouldn't there be at least one partial skeleton kicking about, a section of a thigh bone is hardly enough to build a full frame, I still laughed at the pic though =p
egal069 - May 24, 2010, 9:27 pm
Billions of years ago nothing exploded into a perfect order instead of the chaos that normally happens when things explode, Carbon dating is about as reliable as the scientists who make a whole skeleton from a fragment and say there were tons of that type
pzykosiz - May 24, 2010, 2:06 am
Nice.


IT'S NOT WHO YOU KNOW - Okay, maybe sometimes it IS




CREATIONISTS -


TAGS: dinosaur bones fossil your mom
Rating: 4.47/5

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Reality Lord - June 27, 2014, 7:26 pm

no
EmilioDumphque - June 27, 2014, 10:43 am
So..God is intentionally screwing with our heads to trick us into hell? What a ***k!
matt28 - September 25, 2010, 7:10 pm
Feel free to PM me then if you want to carry on this topic and not have the mods skin both of our hides.
Anonymous2 - September 23, 2010, 1:33 am
BTW, sorry to Reality Lord for hijacking his mot over this discussion that could probably still go on several messages and not fully cover every aspect of the variation in creations theories.
Anonymous2 - September 23, 2010, 1:31 am
That would, to some extent, explain the Cain/Land of Nod quandry in Genesis, after Abel's murder.
Anonymous2 - September 23, 2010, 1:29 am
Since there aren't living relics, some say that species have just changed slowly over time, since there haven't been full skeletons found that explain evolution, and others say that evolution worked, and then God came in during it and gave humans souls.
Anonymous2 - September 23, 2010, 1:27 am
As to the old views on evolution, that's where some break away and some don't. Some argue that the Creator left in place ways for species to change over time including evolution, while some say what scientists are calling evolution is just genetic drift.
Anonymous2 - September 23, 2010, 1:24 am
Yes and no. Literal reading of Noah's flood is still kept, but since Abraham & Sarah were leaving Ur of the Chaldeans around the time of Hammurabi, and Abraham was several generations away from Noah, a prehistoric flood isn't out of the question.
matt28 - September 22, 2010, 6:38 pm
But all that covers is the debate of the age of the universe... So are the old views on evolution or a literal reading of Noah's Flood still kept?
Anonymous2 - September 21, 2010, 12:33 pm
Older creationists didn't have the mathematical formulas necessary, so they took the chapters in Genesis as literal 6 days, when several other places time is symbolic (day is as a thousand years and thousand year as a day, y'know).
Anonymous2 - September 21, 2010, 12:31 pm
Now, taking into account that with an ever-expanding universe, viewing time from outside, it's exponential. Factoring in the growth, 6 observed days outside time relates to about 15-20 billion years inside time.
Anonymous2 - September 21, 2010, 12:29 pm
Okay, matt28, I'll try. "Modern" creationists observe that if the Creator could create time & space, said Creator would be observing time from outside, not inside space-time. So from the origin, space continually expands.
matt28 - September 20, 2010, 5:03 pm
Just out of curiosity - and this is not meant to be a baited question - can someone explain the difference between 'modern' creationists and the other kind? Because every creationist I've known has been a full-bore "dinos on the Ark"-type creationist.
Ed-Hyde - September 20, 2010, 7:21 am
Good s****** up. I'll just refrain from voting, since I normally 1 bomb anti-religious posters. Modern creationists don't find evolution and creationism to be that far apart.
Reality Lord - September 20, 2010, 1:04 am

the captions found in my poster do not necessarily reflect my personal beliefs. its just humor. ( can you see me s****** up to get a 5L from god boy there?)
Anonymous2 - September 19, 2010, 11:09 pm
*sigh* Not all of us creationists believe that.
matt28 - September 19, 2010, 9:12 pm
My, what large herbivorous teeth you have. Just the thing for munching on melons in the Garden of Eden.


DINOSAURS - Now we know why.




DINOSAURS -


TAGS: dinosaurs kfc funny chicken lol weird crazy
Rating: 2.84/5

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boomboy115 - November 13, 2009, 5:25 pm
Yeah, I felt pretty lucky when i found it.
Derek - November 13, 2009, 4:37 pm
That is one crispy critter


CHARLES DARWIN - He was right all along.


TAGS: noah it s his fault we have no more dinosaurs
Rating: 3.88/5

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freddyfoxtrot - July 5, 2010, 2:03 pm
lol


HARRY DRESDEN - Apparently more awesome than Max Payne.




BLASPHEMY... - It's Jesus Killing A T-Rex With A Sword


TAGS: jesus dinosaurs sword blasphemy
Rating: 2.14/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 9, 2009, 2:18 pm
That's not blasphemy, that's a compliment. They aren't easy to kill with mere swords!


NOW THAT... - is more like it.


TAGS: easter egg eggs dinosaur dinosaurs godzilla dino
Rating: 2.57/5

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If he's in it.... - October 31, 2008, 10:35 am
Cloverfield 2 will be awesome.
Charles - September 16, 2008, 7:11 pm
Awesome pic and nice caption. Easter Godzilla rocks! Melvin, Carl and all the rest!
Akyoyo - September 9, 2008, 4:24 pm
And what made you think that, anyway?
Akyoyo - September 9, 2008, 4:24 pm
I'm not an Atheist, I'm agnostic!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 3, 2008, 12:44 pm
Are you kidding me? I'd LOVE an Easter Godzilla!!
Sean - September 3, 2008, 3:01 am
Wow, Akyoyo, even for a fello atheist, you're f***in' annoying. screw off, dude.


CREATIONISM - Seriously people, only a hillbilly believes in this


TAGS: creationism religion jesus dinosaur
Rating: 1.96/5

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Ed-Hyde - July 29, 2009, 7:24 am
1 lion, Deliberate slams on anything without even an attempt to be amusing. Also, a distinct lack of bewbs.


REDUCE REUSE RECYCLE -


TAGS: nature balance zombie dinosaur future
Rating: 4.64/5

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FatherTyme - June 18, 2011, 2:33 pm
Hmm, awfully close to one that looks vaguely familiar :) #131999
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 8:29 pm
Yeah, I was sick that day. Figures.
Faceplant31 - August 9, 2010, 8:14 pm
You behind on the times Mr mod? This is for the team motifake challenge.
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 8:04 pm
You guys? Who guys? Still, 5L!
spacedog - August 6, 2010, 8:54 pm
Very good you guys. 5L


Walk The Dinosaur -


TAGS: obama walk dinosaur dance
Rating: 2.92/5


CREATION MUSEUM -


TAGS: creation museum dinosaur
Rating: 3.39/5

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Derek - February 8, 2010, 4:26 pm
One day we'll look back at these times and laugh


MOMS -




DINOSAURS - Killing since the Mesozoic Era


TAGS: dinosaurs oil extinction killing
Rating: 2.26/5

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Sean - May 3, 2008, 1:31 am
I don't really like the "since" posters. Cliche by now. But this one is really good. Bye.


EXTINCTION THEORIES - Based upon biological, physical, chemical and astronomical evidence. All totally mistaken. It's always been time-travelling ninjas.




WAY BACK IN THE DAY - THE KILL Dig in boys while it's still fresh!


TAGS: cats dinosaurs food humor hunters
Rating: 4.3/5

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MissPriss - May 26, 2013, 10:33 pm
Me too! Cats...not so much.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 25, 2013, 10:40 pm
Oooh, that is so cute!!! I love plastic dinosaurs ;-)
MissPriss - April 30, 2012, 3:12 pm
Thanks mao!
maoworks2 - April 30, 2012, 7:42 am
Great Picture.


POOPER SCOOPER - City ordnance 435b.1.(c) requires that you clean up after your T-Rex.




CREATION - Crossing lines of time Ignoring species and convention, glamorous juxtaposition


TAGS: dinosaurs and creation
Rating: 3.25/5

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Renza - January 18, 2013, 7:42 am
its ok, we know that learning and thinking are against your religion, we wont hold it against you.
matt28 - September 1, 2010, 10:32 pm
By the way, dinos are nowhere near related to modern reptiles despite the inability of creationist idiots to tell the two apart. We've only known that for over a century.
matt28 - September 1, 2010, 10:31 pm
Egal, I remember the bible telling me about how the flood waters caused the earth to suddenly spin on a titled axis. Makes perfect sense! *rolls eyes* FIRST GRADERS know what actually causes seasons! Try spending 5 seconds to educate yourself, retard!
egal069 - May 24, 2010, 9:20 pm
Before I get slammed for it cause I`m sure I will, to my understanding winter came after the great flood (lots of different cultures have records of this, not just the bible) which is what would of killed them off, also best method of making fossiles
egal069 - May 24, 2010, 9:13 pm
Sure, take one tiny bone fragment and claim it was an entire species that somehow vanished without a trace. That makes so much more sense than a lack of winter allowing reptiles to grow non-stop over the years, even as little as 20 years would make it big
pzykosiz - May 24, 2010, 2:08 am
i want a pet dinosaur too


EVOLUTION - Dinosaur vs Giant Crocodile Smackdown!! It isn't all about explaining bird beaks!


TAGS: giant crocodiles dinosaurs t rex creationist pussies
Rating: 2.14/5

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Grimgravy - April 19, 2011, 2:11 am
Crikey! That battle's got pay-per-view written all over it.


THE STATS ON LAWRENCE WELK IS AMAZING -


TAGS: rerun museum hammy dinosaur bones
Rating: 5/5

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Hawamleh - September 5, 2014, 10:41 pm
Just saw this, love it, 5L!!
M0rd3kaI - April 22, 2012, 7:08 pm
Brilliant, one of the few 5L's I gave this evening
rerun - April 22, 2012, 8:16 am

Having a father & son moment, only to be ruined by the paparizzi. It's tough being famous. That said, 5 ancient L's


IMPRESSION - If you want to be remembered after you are gone...leave one.


TAGS: dinosaur tracks mark impression insight
Rating: 4.32/5

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Laevian - May 23, 2012, 5:38 am
really good one to start a working day with. Cheers !
steve1961 - May 22, 2012, 12:40 pm
Thanks so much:)
GaryO - May 22, 2012, 9:14 am
d*** steve, this is excellent


RAPTOR JESUS - Obey him. OBEY HIM!!!




CAUDIPTERYX -


TAGS: caudipteryx dinosaur
Rating: 2.65/5

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SerpentMaster - April 18, 2010, 9:53 pm
well good enough for me. Well done
agdaniele - April 18, 2010, 6:08 pm
Well said, matt28... it flows well on the line. Reads well.
matt28 - April 18, 2010, 6:06 pm
Nothing in particular... it just sounds better than Heaven or Purgatory or Valhalla.
SerpentMaster - April 18, 2010, 2:54 am
what makes you think this creature wnt too Hell?


A CHILD'S IMAGINATION - Is SO much better than yours.


TAGS: dinosaur imagination lazer laser feet cyborg
Rating: 1.68/5

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WhiteRaven - January 12, 2009, 7:55 am
d***, i wish i would've thought of laser toes,


Dinosaur Erotica -




Peru -




breakfast jog -




Endangered Species -


TAGS: dinosaur fighting
Rating: 5/5

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MPsniper - February 17, 2014, 4:37 am
he be cloned. ahhhh ebonics.
EmilioDumphque - February 16, 2014, 5:07 pm
Teeth? More like "Don't gum me to death!" I think the large one must be a herbivore.


Scenery -




CONSIDER THE EVIDENCE -




MAKIN' BACON -


TAGS: dinosaurs discoveries
Rating: 4.82/5

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MissPriss - December 15, 2012, 11:38 am
I'm gonna make a breed of pig that is ALL bacon. $$ here I come! Thanks for the idea fallout teehee.
falloutghoul - December 15, 2012, 10:10 am
Faith in Bacon: Enhanced.
falloutghoul - December 15, 2012, 10:10 am
Faith in Bacon: Enhanced.


From waa-a-a-ay back when -




A mystery -


TAGS: dinosaurs ph**oshop
Rating: 4.57/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 13, 2014, 2:11 am
It was too far to go around.
chickenlittle - January 13, 2014, 12:38 am
He was chasing a chicken?
Oldsod - January 12, 2014, 8:24 pm
To ponder the ontological meaning of the other side?


THERE NEVER WERE DINOSAURS - They are a racial memory of DRAGONS! There were never pygmies either…


TAGS: there never were dinosaurs they are a racial memory of dragons
Rating: 4.5/5

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robbidos - June 16, 2012, 9:17 pm
nice, people say dinos werent real because the bible doesnt mention them, but i recently read a passage that mentions dragons


T-Rex -


TAGS: t rex dinosaur fire forest burning
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - May 18, 2014, 2:28 pm
Neither...blame it on the dog. The kids don't have an app yet for that...teehee.


Chewing Gum -




Holsters -




TIME IS FREE - But it's priceless. You can't own it, but you can use it. You can't keep it, but you can spend it. Once you've lost it you can never get it back.




Kismet -




DINOSAURS - Not in Genesis because not yet discovered by Science!




DINOSAURS - man's worst enemy




DINOSAURS - Were always biting off more than they could chew.




Piano -




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